Dr Vijay Vs Cricket Team

 Stadium Scene

Vijay       : Hi Dhoni… Haaw aaar u.
Dhoni     : Hi.. I’m fine.. Ok.. Thanks
Vijay       : Hey… Sorry ennaku Englipish theriyaadu..
Dhoni     : Dei… Ennaku unnaiye theriyadu da… Apporam ekkududa English laam..

Vijay       : I’m a great star in south you know…
Dhoni     : Appadiya.. Hey Balaji, you know this guy.. Apun ko ‘star’ bolttha hain saala..
Vijay       : Vannakam naaa.. Enna theriyala ya?
L.Balaji  : Dei.. Unna ennga yo paatha maadiri irruke?

Vijay       : Nallavela.. Neega enna paathu “Yaaru da nee” nu kekala.. Illa na oru periya dialogue sollirukkanum…
L.Balaji  : Dei.. Santhi theratre la… rockets, mutta, thaakaali laam, poriki seconds la vikaravan maadiriye irrukiye…
Vijay       : Illa ngaa, naa nijammave oru star!

L.Balaji  : Nambaramadiri yedavudu sollu da perika mandaya..
Vijay       : Anna… Neenga Thirupachi, Sivakaasi, Madurai, Thirumalaai laaam paaturikeenglaa?
L.Balaji  : Dei pannnaada, line ah ooru perula solluriye.. Nee yenna bus conductor ah?

Murali     : Machi.. Inda payala engayo paatha maadiri irruku, aana evan facekum pechukkum sambandame illaye….
Vijay       : Deivaamee.. Naan than na ‘Dr.Vijay’
Murali     : Nee doctor ah… Loyola la kuppa kutturavaan maadiriye irruke….
Sachin   : Dei.. Enna padichirukke?
Vijay       : Ada ponga na… Naanga SSLC fail la…

Sachin    : okie.. Say a punch dialogue we will agree!!!

Vijay       : Kaadu naa na puli…
Murali     : Dei paanniku porranda naaye.. Nee pulli ah?
Vijay       : Ammmangana… Idhu la yenna  sandegam?
L.Balaji  : 1 Question – Nee kotta edutha puli ah, illa kotta pudungadha pulli ah?

Vijay       : [Crying] Vendamm…
Murali     : Seri.. seri.. Allada.. Continue…
Vijay       : Kaadu naa naan singam, Kadal na naan sura, vaanaam na naaan minnal
Dhoni     : Veedu naa nee TOILET
Sachin   : Roadu naa nee DRAINAGE
Bhaaji    : River naa nee KOOVAM, ‘natham’ summa suthi suthi adikkum.

Vijay       : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Sachin   : Kya re saaalee… Haamen maaja ah raaha hai.. Bool… Bool saaale bool…
Vijay       : 1 song    – Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… [Music]
Sachin   : Dei.. Mudala “Kuruvi” ah Ooda sollu.. Apporam rakka kaati parakalaam….

Vijay       : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Bhajii      : Saleee.. M** ka ***t.. Bollo re.. Kya….
Vijay       : Then Then Then, un .. la.. la.. la.. [Music]
Bhaaji    : Paen Paen Pean… un thala yellam paen. Enga thalaya aarukaama oodi poidu…
Vijay       : Last chance sir..


Vijay       : Sir, I want to talk to my Faatherr..
Dhoni     : Fat`too saala… Baath kar…
Vijay calling his dad SAC

 
Vijay       : Appa, enna inga CSK romba naara adikiranga pa…
SAC        : Feel panna kudadu… Ok.. Daddi solluren la.. Evvalo asingapatu irrukom… Idhu laam jujube!

Vijay       : Appa.. Romba kalaaikiranga paaa…
SAC        : Beta.. Nee onnu pannu.. Unnoda padam DVD annupuren… Adha pottu kaaami..
Vijay       : Aiyo appa.. Adhu dhaane Director Gautham kuppa thotti la odachi pottutaru..
SAC        : Maaganee, un apppan unnakaga oru backup eduthu vechirukeen da…
Vijay       : En pa.. En…
SAC        : Yen na unnaku pennadi vaara Sangathigal,  idha paathu, purunji nadandhukku vanga..
Vijay       : Dhanks pa… Neenga romba naalaavaaru pa… Adhutha janmaam nu onnu irundha naa unga maagan ah than
porrakkanum!
SAC        : Aiyoyo.. [Phone clicks]

Vijay turning to audience

Vijay       : Yaaru adicha pori kellambi boomi aadhiradhu kannula theriyido avvan than da Vijay! Naan than Vijay..

L.Balaji  : yaru nadichi DHARANI padam kuda flop aagutho…….
PRODUCER kanla pori kalangi thanni varudo…….
Avan danda Vijay….. Ivan than da andha Vijay..

Maar do saaalee ke kuthee…
Murali     : Adingda aavnaaa, kekuravan Vijay fan madiri maakana irundha KURUVi oscar pogum nu solluingalae da

[Vijay gets beatings from all cricketers + 9thara] – Censored!

___________ Home Scene___________

Dr. Vijay : Ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka …….
Wife        : Dai nalla paruda, ithu namma kalayana c.d ……
Dr. Vijay   : …?? ?????????????????????


___________ Studio Scene___________

Raghuvaran :        Enna Arunachalam, 30 nallu la 30 kodi ya eppadi selavu pannapore?
Rajini :      Hee. He.. He..
Raghuvaran :        Enna pa sirikire?
Rajini :      Jujubeee… Vijay-a vechi oru padam edupen!

Vijayai verupor sangam

Doctor 1 : enna aachu?
case failure'ah?
Doctor 2: Yes! suicide atmpt.
poison ah irunda kooda kaapathirukalam but payan vivarama "vijay" padatha fulla pathu irrukan :)
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Bharathiyar Feelings :
In heaven:
chellama - Aiyaiyo..!! ennanga panringa?
Bharathiyar - patha theriyala thooku mattikren
chellama - Naamthan already sethutome!!
Bharathiyar - kanda naai ellam enna mathri vesham potukutu villu powerfullu nu punch dialogue pesumpothu ennaku marupadiyumsavanum polla iruku

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Records:

Russians: We are living in 48 deg cool temp we are great

Africans: We are living in 48 deg heat v are great

Tamilan: We are living even after seeing 48 vijay films. Goyala yarkitta......

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3.Blue cross:

Blue cross has put enquiry on vijay because lot of kuruvi has attempted suicide for mis using their name.
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4. Bus comedy:

Doctor - Ennappa eppadi adi pattuch
patient - Bus-la porappa 'vijay' padam pottanga,Theatre-nu ninachu velia vanthutten
Doctor-??

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5. Cricket Introduction:

vijay wants intro with CSK players.
vijay: Hai i am one of the top actor in tamil cinema.
Hyden: Ah Gud joke...Appa macha ntini neeyum hero thanda
Dhoni: Machi... ntiniku santhosatha paaru... balaji do u know him??
Balaji: Theriyala machan theatrela tea kudukara payan mari irukan..
Vijay: sathiyama naan actor than da.
Morkel : Thambi joke adichacu podum.... poi tea eduthukutu vaa.
Fleming : Enaku sakara jasthia.
vijay(crying) : Dai naan actor than da nambunga da... Appa paru panaba matrenganunga.
SA: Vidu magesh babu padathaium un padathium pottu kattu kandipa nambuvanunga
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6. Chess comedy:

Ajit - chess vilaiyaada povom varingala?
vijay - neega pou ground la wait pannunga naan shoe pottutu varean
vijay rocks
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7. Pava manipu:

Reporter: Oru padam mudicha piragu neenga enna pannuveenga?
vijay: Simple chruchla poi pava manipu kaepean.
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8. Best comedy:

Vadivel : Nan than periya comedian
Vivek: Ella nan than periya comedian
Santhanam: Dai methuva peasunga pakkathula "vijay" irukkaru
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9. National anthem:

Viajy to prabhudeva: Indha patu superah Iruke idha Namba Padathula Remake panalama
Prabu Deva: Dei nasama ponavane Adhu Desiya Geetham da
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10. Easy way to die:

Easy way to die:
1. Smoke daily - u will die 10 years early
2. Drink Daily - u will die 30 years early
3. Love a girl truly - u will die daily
4. But see vijay poster u will die suddenly
Yena koduma sir ithu
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Difference between kamal & vijay:
Kamal acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).
but vijay acts in same role in 10 different dupping films.
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Director comedy :

Director - Vadivelu podalama, Illa karunas podalama

Vijay - Comedy kuda nane pannuran sir

Director - Comedy neenga than panringa nan hero yara podalamnu think panran



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13. Doctor vijay:

Dr. vijay sslc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this mineral water.
Seller: There is no free gift with this
Vijay: But on the lable its written bacteria free. I am doctor u can't cheat me
Enjoy non stop doctor vijay comedies

Driver - Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aagidichi , inimel oru adi kuda munnadi nagarathu
Dogtor vijay - Hmm.. sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam
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14. Exam hall:

Ajith & vijay writing semester exam:
vijay : Thala konjam answer kattunga
Ajit: Hindi paper da idhu unnaku tamil exam da
vijay: Parravala adha kattunga na tamila remake pannikuraen
Thala: Idhuku picha edukalaam
vijay: yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa......
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15. Exclusive vijay comedies

Exclusive vijay comedies:
1. How a police can wear boot cut and have style hair?(pokiri)
2. How to go to final match after losing semi finals?(Gilli)
3. How to become boxer in 1 day & 1 song? (adri)
4.How to do uncle job perfectly?(shajahan)
5.How to come alive even after dying?(puthya geethai)
6. And finally having a long jump record for a half a KM in kuruvi.... Still to be continued :-) enna koduma sir idhu....
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16. TV special:

Customer. Intha TV velai enna?

Salesman: 1,00,000 sir

Cus: Appadi enna special?

Salesman: Tv la "vijay" program vanda aduve thana vera channel maridum
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17. Suntv:

vijay : Namma suntv mela case podanum

Manager : Ethukku sir

vijay : Ennoda aduthapadam hit aagumnu sonnatha vilayatu seithil la pottu irukanga


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Mahesh Babu & Dr. Vijay are writing Interview exam:

Vijay  : Mahesh… konjam answer kattunga
Mahesh Babu    : Telugu paper da idhu, unnaku tamil paper da
Vijay    : Parravala adha kattunga, naan tamila REMAKE pannikuraen
Mahesh Babu       : Idhuku picha edukalaam
Vijay    : Yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa……

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Iniya Tamil puthandu nalvalzthukal

Our Ancestors said, What we see on the first day of the new year has to be pure, auspicious and signify abundance and good fortune.So People start their day by watching auspicious things like gold, silver, betel leaves, fruits, vegetables, flowers, raw rice and coconuts.Usually Fruits include guavas, jackfruit bananas and  yellow cucumber.

All the waste in the house is gotten rid of and cleaned and made pure. Homes are cleaned and painted in anticipation of the oncoming new year.

Women decorate the entrance of their house with colorful kolam patterns.Lamp (Kuthuvillakku) is placed at the centre of the kolam which people belive that it brings light to house. 

With Family, People visit Temple and pray for the happiness and wealth for the upcoming year

A coconut would be broken exactly in half, and set one on either side of the mirror with a whole yellow lemon in it. Care should be taken that the lemons are as fresh as possible with no flaws or eyes. I am guessing the lemons and coconut signify prosperity and good tidings.

There would be smaller silver cups filled with silver coins, gold coins etc. Gold coins are symbols of monetary affluence, as well as cultural and spiritual wealth, which the elders of the family must share freely with the younger generation.

Paiya Review

Paruthiveeran hero Karti + successful filmmaker Lingusamy = ‘Paiya’.

The story can be just framed in a line "A journey from Bangalroe to Mumbai".
 
 

The movie Starts with the Garden City -Bangalore. I agree that the movie revolves around bangalore but is it necessary to cover all bridges,  Malls, Flats and so on :)
 
First time, Karthi in a charming and handsome role with colorful dresses.Ha ha He dances in teh moview too. Karthi is absolutely fantastic in this movie. Karti must have accepted this movie to bridge the gap of Paruthiveeran.
 
"Thuli thuli thuli mazhaiyai vanthaley" song lasts in our mind and the picturization of the song was awesome.
 

First half its full of fun and excitement. But the next half "Bhagavas"
 
The movie is just one-time watch. But for Kartic, the movie can be watched 100 times.

அங்காடி தெரு - Angadi Theru - Must Watch Movie..

I am lucky !!! Tats what I realized when I saw "Angadi theru" Movie. Hats off to Vasantha Balan for such a beautiful poetry. . .

The movie was my inspiration to realise that Luxurious car and House is not life. I realised Life is not hanging for salary rise.

I am ashamed of myself for yelling at salesman for not displaying variety of clothes. I Understood the struggle and challenges of salesman whom I meet everyday. I Wont yell at the Salesman From now.

Men are Always MEN

After thousands of years of male dominance, we now stand at the beginning of the feminine era, when women will rise to their appropriate prominence, and the entire world will recognize the harmony between man and woman
-- The Rebbe

During an Argument with my Team- Mate  he said, I want my wife to quit the job after marriage. She should stand or Sit when I ask her to do so. Whats this??? Why women are not given an option ??  Why My team mate dint say "It depends on her interest??". The Reason behind  "Working women have EGO". She wont respect a Family.  

How Good Will it be if guys learn to accept a girl as they are, without trying to change them or order them.

 Please Guys, Learn to appreciate and support women. If you cant Please don't de-motivate her.  

I should not blame MEN completely.  Because I am able to write an article today because of my dad who made me to study and gave freedom to work and choose my career as I like.

Not all MEN are dominating, I have a friend who suggest me to do reach heights. I believe ’’If you are good, all are good’’ .

We’ll remember always, thats Graduation day!!!

M. Deepika., MBA.,

A milestone passed, new things begun, dreams as shining as the sun, a goal achieved, a victory won! That’s post graduation. My results of Final Semester MBA has announced today. I have Completed MBA with the score I expected.

I was dis-appoinment as my total score was 69% when the result was out. Later We came to know it was a data entry by our study centre.

I am double - happy as I completed MBA and scored the percentage which I targeted.