Dr Vijay Vs Interviewer

Dr. Vijay   : Ngna vanakkam ngna .

Interviewer : Pakkaraduku, Ondipulli senthil maadiri irrukiye…Nee yaaru?
Dr. Vijay   : Tamil naatu la enna pathu yaaru nee, nu ketta mudal allu nee than…
Interviewer : Dei paannada.. Idhu Bangalore da venna…
Dr. Vijay   : Sorry sir. My name is Dr.Vijay..

Interviewer : ‘Dr’ na… Enna MBBS ah?
Dr. Vijay   :  Illa saar… Ennaku vekkama irruku sir… (vijay started crying)

Interviewer :  Appo Compounder padichitu doctor aniya …
                   Enna ____ ku kudutaanga da unnaku Dr pattam?
Dr. Vijay   :  Theriyangnaa… Theriyala… [Music – Thenpadi Semmaiyile… ]
Interviewer :  Dei… Dei Dei.. Nillu.. Idhalaam naanga ‘Naayagan’ le paatutoom… Pudusa eddavudu  try pannu…
Dr.Vijay    :  Anna Pudusa????.... I hate the word na...

Interviewer: Dei.. Kaduppu ethhada da.. Where are you from?
Dr. Vijay   : Naan porandahadhu Sivakasi, Vallandadhu Triupachi, Beeer adichadu Madurai la, Moore kudichadhu
Thirumalai la…

Interviewer : Dei.. Un Ooru pathi keta, ellam flop padam peru sollitu irruke? Seri.. Any great men were born in this village?
Dr.Vijay    : No, sir.. Only small babies..

Interviewer : SSLC fail ana passangalakku llama Dr. pattum kudukuraan paaru.. Avan na serupaala adikkunum…
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs prepare aaitru . Plz kelungale

Interviewer : No Let me ask question...Nadika varala na neenga enna aayirupinga?
Dr. Vijay   :   Naan IAS aayirupen sir…
Interviewer : Nadika dhan varlaye… Appuram en IAS aagala…?
Dr. Vijay   : ?

Interviewer :  Nee naadicha, oru hit padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir… Yenna neega Out-of-syllabus laam kelvi kekarenga?
Interviewer : Sollu da panni payalle..
Dr. Vijay   : Once more sir…
Interviewer : Nee naadicha , unnku pudicha , oru nalla padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Once more sir…
Interviewer : Dei pannada.. lodu mandaya.. Nee naadicha oru padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Once more sir…
Interviewer : Oh.. Nee sonadu andha “Once more” ah? [Peru ah paaru.. Thu..Thu..]

Interviewer : Seri.. Next enna pannalaam nu irrukinga?
Dr. Vijay   : “Sura” nu oru padam panitu irruken sir?
Interviewer : “Sura” va.. Appo puttu pannalaam…

Dr. Vijay   : Sir… “Sharks” sir “Sharks”………
Interviewer : Enna Socks ah.. Theatre Naarama irrunda seri… Ok…. Ok…. Eppo Releaseu? Pongal ah / Diwali ah?
Dr. Vijay   : Naan solla mateen… sollave matten…
Interviewer : Why? En release date ah solla matringa?
Dr. Vijay   : Sagara Nal Therinjuduchu Na Vazhra Nal Naragamaidum sir..
Interviewer : Thevidiya naaye.. Punch kuda neeye solla maatiya da.. [Thu thu… ]