Top 10 Reasons to Shave

Here are Top 10 reasons for you to shave.

1. A guy with Beard is considered as uncivilized or a loutish guy.
2. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you may be confused whether you are Human being or an animal. 
3. People won’t let you inside the home. 
4. It shows you Older
5. The Bride will reject you
6. Birds would Lie Egg
7. Directors will select you as a villain instead of Hero
8. Parents will tell their kids that you are a Ghost.
9. Children won’t come near you.

A guy with Beard is considered as uncivilized or a loutish guy.
If you closely observe all the movies, the Rowdies and the Villains are shown with Beard. If the hero wants to be projected as uncivilized or a loutish guy, then he is supposed to grow beard for the movie.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, you may be confused whether you are Human being or an animal. 

Choose the best and True answer

Who am I?

• Chimpanzee 
• Ape
• Monkey
• Polar Bear

Selfies won’t look good.  

Even if you try millions of selfies, it won’t look good If you are with a beard.

People won’t let you inside the home. 

If you are Pizza delivery boy, the person may not open the door for you thinking you are a thief. He may inform the police as well. 

It shows you older.

Ever wondered why those sweet teen girls are calling you uncle? Because Beard shows you older and thats why they think you are 40+ even though you are in late 20's.

The Bride will reject:

All your relatives will pass the following comment on seeing a guy with a beard. 

“Ah. I think he never baths. Always with beard.” 

“Guess, Love Failure” 

"Shabby Guy"

Parents will tell their kids that you are a Ghost. 

Mom, “If you don’t eat the food, I will sell you to that Beard Uncle."

“No Mommy. Please I will eat the food. He looks terrible than a Ghost”

Birds would Lie Egg

Birds will think it’s a bird’s nest and would lay an Egg on your Beard. Warning. If you still continue to keep growing the Beard, Birds will then incubate and will raise its young ones as well.

Directors will select you as a villain instead of Hero

Ever wonder why your photos are not selected by the Directors? Send a snapshot with a clean shave. Then you will get lots of movie offers. 

Children won’t come near you.

Kids wont come near to you, even if you load them with a bundle of chocolates and teddies, since the beard pricks them badly 

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