Vijayai verupor sangam

Doctor 1 : enna aachu?
case failure'ah?
Doctor 2: Yes! suicide atmpt.
poison ah irunda kooda kaapathirukalam but payan vivarama "vijay" padatha fulla pathu irrukan :)
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Bharathiyar Feelings :
In heaven:
chellama - Aiyaiyo..!! ennanga panringa?
Bharathiyar - patha theriyala thooku mattikren
chellama - Naamthan already sethutome!!
Bharathiyar - kanda naai ellam enna mathri vesham potukutu villu powerfullu nu punch dialogue pesumpothu ennaku marupadiyumsavanum polla iruku

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Records:

Russians: We are living in 48 deg cool temp we are great

Africans: We are living in 48 deg heat v are great

Tamilan: We are living even after seeing 48 vijay films. Goyala yarkitta......

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3.Blue cross:

Blue cross has put enquiry on vijay because lot of kuruvi has attempted suicide for mis using their name.
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4. Bus comedy:

Doctor - Ennappa eppadi adi pattuch
patient - Bus-la porappa 'vijay' padam pottanga,Theatre-nu ninachu velia vanthutten
Doctor-??

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5. Cricket Introduction:

vijay wants intro with CSK players.
vijay: Hai i am one of the top actor in tamil cinema.
Hyden: Ah Gud joke...Appa macha ntini neeyum hero thanda
Dhoni: Machi... ntiniku santhosatha paaru... balaji do u know him??
Balaji: Theriyala machan theatrela tea kudukara payan mari irukan..
Vijay: sathiyama naan actor than da.
Morkel : Thambi joke adichacu podum.... poi tea eduthukutu vaa.
Fleming : Enaku sakara jasthia.
vijay(crying) : Dai naan actor than da nambunga da... Appa paru panaba matrenganunga.
SA: Vidu magesh babu padathaium un padathium pottu kattu kandipa nambuvanunga
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6. Chess comedy:

Ajit - chess vilaiyaada povom varingala?
vijay - neega pou ground la wait pannunga naan shoe pottutu varean
vijay rocks
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7. Pava manipu:

Reporter: Oru padam mudicha piragu neenga enna pannuveenga?
vijay: Simple chruchla poi pava manipu kaepean.
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8. Best comedy:

Vadivel : Nan than periya comedian
Vivek: Ella nan than periya comedian
Santhanam: Dai methuva peasunga pakkathula "vijay" irukkaru
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9. National anthem:

Viajy to prabhudeva: Indha patu superah Iruke idha Namba Padathula Remake panalama
Prabu Deva: Dei nasama ponavane Adhu Desiya Geetham da
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10. Easy way to die:

Easy way to die:
1. Smoke daily - u will die 10 years early
2. Drink Daily - u will die 30 years early
3. Love a girl truly - u will die daily
4. But see vijay poster u will die suddenly
Yena koduma sir ithu
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Difference between kamal & vijay:
Kamal acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).
but vijay acts in same role in 10 different dupping films.
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Director comedy :

Director - Vadivelu podalama, Illa karunas podalama

Vijay - Comedy kuda nane pannuran sir

Director - Comedy neenga than panringa nan hero yara podalamnu think panran



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13. Doctor vijay:

Dr. vijay sslc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this mineral water.
Seller: There is no free gift with this
Vijay: But on the lable its written bacteria free. I am doctor u can't cheat me
Enjoy non stop doctor vijay comedies

Driver - Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aagidichi , inimel oru adi kuda munnadi nagarathu
Dogtor vijay - Hmm.. sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam
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14. Exam hall:

Ajith & vijay writing semester exam:
vijay : Thala konjam answer kattunga
Ajit: Hindi paper da idhu unnaku tamil exam da
vijay: Parravala adha kattunga na tamila remake pannikuraen
Thala: Idhuku picha edukalaam
vijay: yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa......
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15. Exclusive vijay comedies

Exclusive vijay comedies:
1. How a police can wear boot cut and have style hair?(pokiri)
2. How to go to final match after losing semi finals?(Gilli)
3. How to become boxer in 1 day & 1 song? (adri)
4.How to do uncle job perfectly?(shajahan)
5.How to come alive even after dying?(puthya geethai)
6. And finally having a long jump record for a half a KM in kuruvi.... Still to be continued :-) enna koduma sir idhu....
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16. TV special:

Customer. Intha TV velai enna?

Salesman: 1,00,000 sir

Cus: Appadi enna special?

Salesman: Tv la "vijay" program vanda aduve thana vera channel maridum
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17. Suntv:

vijay : Namma suntv mela case podanum

Manager : Ethukku sir

vijay : Ennoda aduthapadam hit aagumnu sonnatha vilayatu seithil la pottu irukanga


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Mahesh Babu & Dr. Vijay are writing Interview exam:

Vijay  : Mahesh… konjam answer kattunga
Mahesh Babu    : Telugu paper da idhu, unnaku tamil paper da
Vijay    : Parravala adha kattunga, naan tamila REMAKE pannikuraen
Mahesh Babu       : Idhuku picha edukalaam
Vijay    : Yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa……

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Iniya Tamil puthandu nalvalzthukal

Our Ancestors said, What we see on the first day of the new year has to be pure, auspicious and signify abundance and good fortune.So People start their day by watching auspicious things like gold, silver, betel leaves, fruits, vegetables, flowers, raw rice and coconuts.Usually Fruits include guavas, jackfruit bananas and  yellow cucumber.

All the waste in the house is gotten rid of and cleaned and made pure. Homes are cleaned and painted in anticipation of the oncoming new year.

Women decorate the entrance of their house with colorful kolam patterns.Lamp (Kuthuvillakku) is placed at the centre of the kolam which people belive that it brings light to house. 

With Family, People visit Temple and pray for the happiness and wealth for the upcoming year

A coconut would be broken exactly in half, and set one on either side of the mirror with a whole yellow lemon in it. Care should be taken that the lemons are as fresh as possible with no flaws or eyes. I am guessing the lemons and coconut signify prosperity and good tidings.

There would be smaller silver cups filled with silver coins, gold coins etc. Gold coins are symbols of monetary affluence, as well as cultural and spiritual wealth, which the elders of the family must share freely with the younger generation.