Stadium Scene
Vijay : Hi Dhoni… Haaw aaar u.
Dhoni : Hi.. I’m fine.. Ok.. Thanks
Vijay : Hey… Sorry ennaku Englipish theriyaadu..
Dhoni : Dei… Ennaku unnaiye theriyadu da… Apporam ekkududa English laam..
Vijay : I’m a great star in south you know…
Dhoni : Appadiya.. Hey Balaji, you know this guy.. Apun ko ‘star’ bolttha hain saala..
Vijay : Vannakam naaa.. Enna theriyala ya?
L.Balaji : Dei.. Unna ennga yo paatha maadiri irruke?
Vijay : Nallavela.. Neega enna paathu “Yaaru da nee” nu kekala.. Illa na oru periya dialogue sollirukkanum…
L.Balaji : Dei.. Santhi theratre la… rockets, mutta, thaakaali laam, poriki seconds la vikaravan maadiriye irrukiye…
Vijay : Illa ngaa, naa nijammave oru star!
L.Balaji : Nambaramadiri yedavudu sollu da perika mandaya..
Vijay : Anna… Neenga Thirupachi, Sivakaasi, Madurai, Thirumalaai laaam paaturikeenglaa?
L.Balaji : Dei pannnaada, line ah ooru perula solluriye.. Nee yenna bus conductor ah?
Murali : Machi.. Inda payala engayo paatha maadiri irruku, aana evan facekum pechukkum sambandame illaye….
Vijay : Deivaamee.. Naan than na ‘Dr.Vijay’
Murali : Nee doctor ah… Loyola la kuppa kutturavaan maadiriye irruke….
Sachin : Dei.. Enna padichirukke?
Vijay : Ada ponga na… Naanga SSLC fail la…
L.Balaji : Dei.. Santhi theratre la… rockets, mutta, thaakaali laam, poriki seconds la vikaravan maadiriye irrukiye…
Vijay : Illa ngaa, naa nijammave oru star!
L.Balaji : Nambaramadiri yedavudu sollu da perika mandaya..
Vijay : Anna… Neenga Thirupachi, Sivakaasi, Madurai, Thirumalaai laaam paaturikeenglaa?
L.Balaji : Dei pannnaada, line ah ooru perula solluriye.. Nee yenna bus conductor ah?
Murali : Machi.. Inda payala engayo paatha maadiri irruku, aana evan facekum pechukkum sambandame illaye….
Vijay : Deivaamee.. Naan than na ‘Dr.Vijay’
Murali : Nee doctor ah… Loyola la kuppa kutturavaan maadiriye irruke….
Sachin : Dei.. Enna padichirukke?
Vijay : Ada ponga na… Naanga SSLC fail la…
Sachin : okie.. Say a punch dialogue we will agree!!!
Vijay : Kaadu naa na puli…
Murali : Dei paanniku porranda naaye.. Nee pulli ah?
Vijay : Ammmangana… Idhu la yenna sandegam?
L.Balaji : 1 Question – Nee kotta edutha puli ah, illa kotta pudungadha pulli ah?
Murali : Dei paanniku porranda naaye.. Nee pulli ah?
Vijay : Ammmangana… Idhu la yenna sandegam?
L.Balaji : 1 Question – Nee kotta edutha puli ah, illa kotta pudungadha pulli ah?
Vijay : [Crying] Vendamm…
Murali : Seri.. seri.. Allada.. Continue…
Vijay : Kaadu naa naan singam, Kadal na naan sura, vaanaam na naaan minnal
Dhoni : Veedu naa nee TOILET
Sachin : Roadu naa nee DRAINAGE
Bhaaji : River naa nee KOOVAM, ‘natham’ summa suthi suthi adikkum.
Murali : Seri.. seri.. Allada.. Continue…
Vijay : Kaadu naa naan singam, Kadal na naan sura, vaanaam na naaan minnal
Dhoni : Veedu naa nee TOILET
Sachin : Roadu naa nee DRAINAGE
Bhaaji : River naa nee KOOVAM, ‘natham’ summa suthi suthi adikkum.
Vijay : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Sachin : Kya re saaalee… Haamen maaja ah raaha hai.. Bool… Bool saaale bool…
Vijay : 1 song – Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… [Music]
Sachin : Dei.. Mudala “Kuruvi” ah Ooda sollu.. Apporam rakka kaati parakalaam….
Vijay : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Bhajii : Saleee.. M** ka ***t.. Bollo re.. Kya….
Vijay : Then Then Then, un .. la.. la.. la.. [Music]
Bhaaji : Paen Paen Pean… un thala yellam paen. Enga thalaya aarukaama oodi poidu…
Vijay : Last chance sir..
Vijay : Sir, I want to talk to my Faatherr..
Dhoni : Fat`too saala… Baath kar…
Vijay calling his dad SAC
Sachin : Kya re saaalee… Haamen maaja ah raaha hai.. Bool… Bool saaale bool…
Vijay : 1 song – Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… [Music]
Sachin : Dei.. Mudala “Kuruvi” ah Ooda sollu.. Apporam rakka kaati parakalaam….
Vijay : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Bhajii : Saleee.. M** ka ***t.. Bollo re.. Kya….
Vijay : Then Then Then, un .. la.. la.. la.. [Music]
Bhaaji : Paen Paen Pean… un thala yellam paen. Enga thalaya aarukaama oodi poidu…
Vijay : Last chance sir..
Vijay : Sir, I want to talk to my Faatherr..
Dhoni : Fat`too saala… Baath kar…
Vijay calling his dad SAC
Vijay : Appa, enna inga CSK romba naara adikiranga pa…
SAC : Feel panna kudadu… Ok.. Daddi solluren la.. Evvalo asingapatu irrukom… Idhu laam jujube!
Vijay : Appa.. Romba kalaaikiranga paaa…
SAC : Beta.. Nee onnu pannu.. Unnoda padam DVD annupuren… Adha pottu kaaami..
Vijay : Aiyo appa.. Adhu dhaane Director Gautham kuppa thotti la odachi pottutaru..
SAC : Maaganee, un apppan unnakaga oru backup eduthu vechirukeen da…
Vijay : En pa.. En…
SAC : Yen na unnaku pennadi vaara Sangathigal, idha paathu, purunji nadandhukku vanga..
Vijay : Dhanks pa… Neenga romba naalaavaaru pa… Adhutha janmaam nu onnu irundha naa unga maagan ah than
porrakkanum!
SAC : Aiyoyo.. [Phone clicks]
Vijay turning to audience
Vijay : Yaaru adicha pori kellambi boomi aadhiradhu kannula theriyido avvan than da Vijay! Naan than Vijay..
L.Balaji : yaru nadichi DHARANI padam kuda flop aagutho…….
PRODUCER kanla pori kalangi thanni varudo…….
Avan danda Vijay….. Ivan than da andha Vijay..
Maar do saaalee ke kuthee…
Murali : Adingda aavnaaa, kekuravan Vijay fan madiri maakana irundha KURUVi oscar pogum nu solluingalae da
[Vijay gets beatings from all cricketers + 9thara] – Censored!
___________ Home Scene___________
Dr. Vijay : Ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka …….
Wife : Dai nalla paruda, ithu namma kalayana c.d ……
Dr. Vijay : …?? ?????????????????????
___________ Studio Scene___________
Raghuvaran : Enna Arunachalam, 30 nallu la 30 kodi ya eppadi selavu pannapore?
Rajini : Hee. He.. He..
Raghuvaran : Enna pa sirikire?
Rajini : Jujubeee… Vijay-a vechi oru padam edupen!
Dr. Vijay : Ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka …….
Wife : Dai nalla paruda, ithu namma kalayana c.d ……
Dr. Vijay : …?? ?????????????????????
___________ Studio Scene___________
Raghuvaran : Enna Arunachalam, 30 nallu la 30 kodi ya eppadi selavu pannapore?
Rajini : Hee. He.. He..
Raghuvaran : Enna pa sirikire?
Rajini : Jujubeee… Vijay-a vechi oru padam edupen!