MOMs Love

When you were1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons.You thanked her by coloring the dining table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.You thanked her by plopping into the nearest.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.You thanked her by screaming, “I’M NOT GOING”.

When you were 7 years old, she brought you a baseball.You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor’s window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice-cream.You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another.You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she wanted you not to watch certain TV shows.You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a hair-cut.You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, and looking for hug.You thanked her by having your bedroom door-locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuitions, drove you to campus carried your bags.You thanked her by saying “GOOD_BYE” outside the Dorm so you wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.You thanked her by saying “Mom, it’s just my business”.

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.You thanked her by saying “I don’t want”.

When you were 22, she hugged you at college graduation.You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your apartment.You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about the plans for the future.You thanked her by glaring and growling “Muuhh-Ther.. Please!”.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.You thanked her by moving half way across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.You thanked her by telling “Things are different now”.

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative’s birthday.You thanked her by saying you were really busy right now.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If she’s still around, never forget to love her more than ever. And if she’s not, remember her unconditional love and pass it on.Always remember to love you Mother because you only have one Mother in your Life Time!!

Dr Vijay Vs Interviewer

Dr. Vijay   : Ngna vanakkam ngna .

Interviewer : Pakkaraduku, Ondipulli senthil maadiri irrukiye…Nee yaaru?
Dr. Vijay   : Tamil naatu la enna pathu yaaru nee, nu ketta mudal allu nee than…
Interviewer : Dei paannada.. Idhu Bangalore da venna…
Dr. Vijay   : Sorry sir. My name is Dr.Vijay..

Interviewer : ‘Dr’ na… Enna MBBS ah?
Dr. Vijay   :  Illa saar… Ennaku vekkama irruku sir… (vijay started crying)

Interviewer :  Appo Compounder padichitu doctor aniya …
                   Enna ____ ku kudutaanga da unnaku Dr pattam?
Dr. Vijay   :  Theriyangnaa… Theriyala… [Music – Thenpadi Semmaiyile… ]
Interviewer :  Dei… Dei Dei.. Nillu.. Idhalaam naanga ‘Naayagan’ le paatutoom… Pudusa eddavudu  try pannu…
Dr.Vijay    :  Anna Pudusa????.... I hate the word na...

Interviewer: Dei.. Kaduppu ethhada da.. Where are you from?
Dr. Vijay   : Naan porandahadhu Sivakasi, Vallandadhu Triupachi, Beeer adichadu Madurai la, Moore kudichadhu
Thirumalai la…

Interviewer : Dei.. Un Ooru pathi keta, ellam flop padam peru sollitu irruke? Seri.. Any great men were born in this village?
Dr.Vijay    : No, sir.. Only small babies..

Interviewer : SSLC fail ana passangalakku llama Dr. pattum kudukuraan paaru.. Avan na serupaala adikkunum…
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Ennoda adutha paduthukkaga punch dialogs prepare aaitru . Plz kelungale

Interviewer : No Let me ask question...Nadika varala na neenga enna aayirupinga?
Dr. Vijay   :   Naan IAS aayirupen sir…
Interviewer : Nadika dhan varlaye… Appuram en IAS aagala…?
Dr. Vijay   : ?

Interviewer :  Nee naadicha, oru hit padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir… Yenna neega Out-of-syllabus laam kelvi kekarenga?
Interviewer : Sollu da panni payalle..
Dr. Vijay   : Once more sir…
Interviewer : Nee naadicha , unnku pudicha , oru nalla padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Once more sir…
Interviewer : Dei pannada.. lodu mandaya.. Nee naadicha oru padam peru sollu..
Dr. Vijay   : Sir, Once more sir…
Interviewer : Oh.. Nee sonadu andha “Once more” ah? [Peru ah paaru.. Thu..Thu..]

Interviewer : Seri.. Next enna pannalaam nu irrukinga?
Dr. Vijay   : “Sura” nu oru padam panitu irruken sir?
Interviewer : “Sura” va.. Appo puttu pannalaam…

Dr. Vijay   : Sir… “Sharks” sir “Sharks”………
Interviewer : Enna Socks ah.. Theatre Naarama irrunda seri… Ok…. Ok…. Eppo Releaseu? Pongal ah / Diwali ah?
Dr. Vijay   : Naan solla mateen… sollave matten…
Interviewer : Why? En release date ah solla matringa?
Dr. Vijay   : Sagara Nal Therinjuduchu Na Vazhra Nal Naragamaidum sir..
Interviewer : Thevidiya naaye.. Punch kuda neeye solla maatiya da.. [Thu thu… ]